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I think my wife might be part British.

4 out of 10 women would rather buy a new pair of shoes than do the nasty. Even further, 37% of women say they could be happy in a sexless marriage. I wonder what percentage of that 37% would be okay with their husband’s having extramarital partners to satisfy their needs?

This comes from a recent survey of British women.

What is it about the ring on the finger that does it? It seems single women are horny as ever. Is it the chase that makes it so desirable. Then once you get married and the chase is over I suppose the sex becomes more of an obligation.

Read all about it at The Daily Mail.

Daily Mail

Jezebel

Japanese Boys = American Girls

November 20th, 2007

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It seems the issues our women face regarding their weight are suffered by the men in the land of the rising sun.

“…it’s the men who want to be slender, vulnerable and protected. Young males between the ages of 18 and 30 make up the slimmest segment of the population and the ideal fashion weight as decreed by the apparel industry is 57 kilograms, or about 125 pounds, for a height of 175 centimeters, or 5 feet 8 inches. Many men try to adhere to that figure and some claim they want to be even skinnier.”

Can you believe that. The women are completely opposite. “…strong, robust, bursting with energy. She takes care of her body but is not obsessed with being thin. She’s proud of her biceps and also proud of her sexuality.”

Weird! Read The International Herald Tribune for the whole story.

Jezebel

International Herald Tribune

How’s your handshake?

November 6th, 2007

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Good tips. Nothing worse than a dude with a prissy little handshake…

CNN

For the guy with ridiculous amounts of money that can’t wait to get to the strip club.

What’s the fee for Mile High Club membership?

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My wife is going to just love this.

Evidently the popularity of the Brazilian wax, in which most or all pubic hair is removed, has made it much tougher for the parasite to sustain itself.

As such, doctors have noticed a substantial decrease in the number of cases coming through their doors.

They first noticed the trend in females, then a few years later started to notice the same thing in males. More and more men are following the trend set by women and limiting the amount of pubic hair on their bodies.

Hey, it’s healthy.

International Herald Tribune via Jezebel

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Emmanuelle Beart, a French actress, was on the beach three years ago to do a photo shoot for Elle, when she impulsively decided to go for a swim.

As you know, the French aren’t real big on constricting clothing while sunbathing, so she stripped it all off and jumped in. The photographer, who happened to be a friend, asked Emmanuelle if she wouldn’t mind if she kept the camera rolling for a few more shots while she was in the water. The next thing you know, her nudes are responsible for the greeatest selling edition of Elle of all time.

“We’d just arrived for a beauty shoot, it was 5am and I desperately needed a swim. The photographer was a friend, and she asked if I’d mind if she took a few photos. When I saw them, it was me who suggested they use those. It was a riposte to all those skinny, semi-anorexic adolescents that women’s magazines inflict on us; it was to say, ‘Look, I’m 40, this is my body, this is my plenitude, these are my curves, I like them and I’m proud of them.’ It’s true, I feel better in my body now than when I was 20. Why not?”

So now you’re obviously wanting to see all the pics, and the truth is I don’t have them. I’ve never seen them. Sorry to burst your bubble. All I have is her cover shot, which you see above.

The point of this post is to point out that this chick has an insane body. Not just for someone her age, but any age. The lesson is that you don’t have to be a waif to be hot.

I like thin girls, but I don’t think there’s any man with half a brain that wouldn’t be extremely attracted to this woman.

Guardian

Who’s the hottest of these scintillating brunettes?

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One night, one girl. Who’s it going to be?

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If you ask me, it’s pretty easy.

Menounos, Hathaway then Rossum. Do you agree?

Anorexia: No laughing matter

September 26th, 2007

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It’s not photoshopped.

It’s Isabelle Caro, a 27 year old Frenchwoman, who weighs 64 lbs. and has suffered from anorexia since she was 13.

The billboard has been displayed all over Milan as they are in the middle of fashion week. The ad campaign was paid for by an Italian Clothing company, Flash & Partners. The billboards advertise a brand of clothing called Nolita, but the message is clearly to highlight the harmful effects of anorexia.

Anorexia is a hot topic these days in all things fashion, as the industry is largely being blamed for the proliferation of the disease.

In fact, some are calling for the ban of all size zero models from the runway.

Personally, this picture is very sobering. I’ll be the first to admit I like skinny girls, but that is awful. I hope she can find help, and I hope that the ad spreads to this side of the pond, so that American girls can see the very real effects of anorexia.

You have to admire Isabelle, and appreciate the courage she’s showing in spreading her message.


Daily Mail UK


Deadspin

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Have you played Wii yet? The wife and I got one. If you haven’t tried, they’re pretty addictive.

She actually loves it because you can be so active while you’re playing, instead of watching me sit on my ass all night shooting bad guys.

Game publisher Midway is reportedly getting ready to release “Party Game” that has several of what I consider bar games, or games you might play while you’re drinking beer.

The most important of which is Beer Pong, or Wii Beirut as it will be called. That’s all we need. A video game that basically promotes drinking. What a concept! I love it!

How long until this game is played on campuses all over the country? Will it be more popular than the real thing?

Other games in the package include shuffleboard, darts and skee-ball. Yes, skee-ball. Showbiz is hating it.

You Been Blinded