With a body like that, who am I to argue?


October 31st, 2007

Admittedly, I found this on Gawker and thought it might be pretty compelling stuff for those of us that find ourselves fashion challenged.

I’ll try to post them as often as I can…

If you’re really into it, go directly to ShopVogue.TV

Vogue India debut issue…

October 23rd, 2007


…with a blonde haired, white Australian, (Gemma Ward) front and center on the cover, flanked by two much more pretty Indian women.

Seriously, what’s up with that? The cover should have been all about Indian women, to emphasize why Vogue felt compelled to give them their own edition.

Are these two women going to be ostracized for not wearing the more traditional burka? Or has that practice been relaxed a little?

Pardon my lack of knowledge on modern Indian customs.



Emmanuelle Beart, a French actress, was on the beach three years ago to do a photo shoot for Elle, when she impulsively decided to go for a swim.

As you know, the French aren’t real big on constricting clothing while sunbathing, so she stripped it all off and jumped in. The photographer, who happened to be a friend, asked Emmanuelle if she wouldn’t mind if she kept the camera rolling for a few more shots while she was in the water. The next thing you know, her nudes are responsible for the greeatest selling edition of Elle of all time.

“We’d just arrived for a beauty shoot, it was 5am and I desperately needed a swim. The photographer was a friend, and she asked if I’d mind if she took a few photos. When I saw them, it was me who suggested they use those. It was a riposte to all those skinny, semi-anorexic adolescents that women’s magazines inflict on us; it was to say, ‘Look, I’m 40, this is my body, this is my plenitude, these are my curves, I like them and I’m proud of them.’ It’s true, I feel better in my body now than when I was 20. Why not?”

So now you’re obviously wanting to see all the pics, and the truth is I don’t have them. I’ve never seen them. Sorry to burst your bubble. All I have is her cover shot, which you see above.

The point of this post is to point out that this chick has an insane body. Not just for someone her age, but any age. The lesson is that you don’t have to be a waif to be hot.

I like thin girls, but I don’t think there’s any man with half a brain that wouldn’t be extremely attracted to this woman.



Tom Brady is so damn lucky…

October 9th, 2007

Gislele rocks the cover of GQ Italia.

I wonder if Tom makes her dress up at home and just asks her to stand there so he can look at her?

I would.


This just might be the must have gift this holiday season for the man that has everything…



Poor Heidi. No one likes her. She has to make her own news to get attention.

Like last week when she decided to come clean and talk about the insecurity issues that led to her plastic surgery.

What’s it going to be next? Sex tape?

I can almost guarantee she’ll sell the rights to her wedding and try to get it televised.

Us Weekly

(image courtesy Getty Images/Just Jared/MTV)

After years of thinking I’d gotten too old and sort of lost touch with MTV, I was completely entertained.

Chris Brown, whoever you are, stole the show. Nothing else was close. Best dance performance I’ve seen since Michael Jackson at the Grammys. The guy has moves on top of moves. Well done!!

The closing act was awesome too. That Timbaland dude has mad skills, and once again, I’m going to bed wishing I were Justin Timberlake.

I gotta say I loved the concept with the performances taking place off the stages and back in the hotel rooms. Very cool.

And lets face it. Las Vegas is perfect for the VMAs.

Just Jared