Caption this…

January 4th, 2008

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(image courtesy SplashNewsOnline.com)

On second thought, keep it to yourselves.

Perverts!

See more Jennifer Aniston pics at Egotastic

If I’m critical, I say her arms look a little skinny, and her boobs are clearly fake, but I don’t know anyone that would kick her out of bed.

That is maybe until you smelled her!

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See several more pics at Drunken Stepfather

Are you sure they’re related?

December 3rd, 2007

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Jansen Panettiere is Hayden’s little brother.

They don’t look anything alike!!

Evil Beet Gossip

Kristin Davis has wrinkles…

November 30th, 2007

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(image courtesy SplashNews.com)

…and I can appreciate that. For once at least, I think I can say I’m looking at the real person, and the Photoshop Gods took a pass on this one.

Jezebel

Who is this Kristen Bell person?

November 30th, 2007

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She’s all over the place. I don’t watch ‘Heroes’, but I always thought Hayden Panetierre and Ali Larter were the only two hotties on that show?

If Kristen keeps this up, I might just have to watch.

Hayden is just too young for me. Ali Larter is top shelf quality, but not strong enough to bring me in just yet.

Fatback and Collards

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I’m going to go with yes. Though it almost looks fake, I think she looks sexy.

Not sure what I’d think if she weren’t so dressed up here. Nonetheless, I think Tom is loving hitting that every night.

Evil Beet Gossip

How good are your eyes?

November 28th, 2007

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Is she wearing any panties? I honestly can’t tell.

Can you recognize the ass? I promise you’ve seen it before.

The Superficial

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I know this pic doesn’t do her justice, but this woman is stunning.

Michael K, of Dlisted, said she made Nicole Kidman look like a troll the other day at the premiere for ‘The Golden Compass’.

Shocker.

Nicole looks too fake now.

Dlisted

This can’t be Penelope Cruz!

November 27th, 2007

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(FlynetPictures.com)

She’s so much better than this. This chick looks like a tranny, or Sandra Bullock.

The hair looks like a wig!

Jezebel

…but there’s something hot really about seeing Jessica Alba and her body double hanging out together.

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(INFDaily.com)

Her name is Taryn Dakha. They look just alike!

What if you got them both horny and drunk? You think? Nah!!!!

I wonder if Taryn is a bitch too?

Jezebel