Eva Longoria - FHM Russia

July 31st, 2007

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I’m not sure this is legit. These might be fake, or maybe The Bastardly is just totally wrong.

Looking awfully photoshopped and cross-eyed, Eva Longoria appears on the cover of the Russian version of FHM.

Is this her, or some other chick named Eba? If it’s her, she’s looking different than I’ve ever seen her.

(The Bastardly)

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(image courtesy The Bastardly)

Does this look like the body of a 30 year old? Sophie Anderton, British TV personality, is shown here on the runway at Intimate London.

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Check out the latest Us Weekly. I think we all know Britney is a shitty mother, but they’re literally calling her out in the cover of one of the most circulated mags in the country.

I hope she can handle it.

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Vanity Fair’s latest issue, with Gisele on the cover, celebrates the best dressed people in the world. If you’re curious, here’s the list…

    Women

Charlotte Gainsbourg
Princess Alexandra of Greece
Marjorie Gubelmann
Princess Mafalda of Hesse
Fran Lebowitz
Michelle Obama
Bee Shaffer
Tilda Swinton
Ivanka Trump
Renée Zellweger

    Men

Tiki Barber
Jonathan Becker
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Lapo Elkann
Richard E. Grant
Lenny Kravitz
Luis and Rafael Medina
Hidetoshi Nakata
Nicolas Sarkozy
Gay Talese

    Couples

David and Victoria Beckham
The Earl and Countess of Cawdor
Damon Dash and Rachel Roy
Frédéric Fekkai and Shirin von Wulffen
Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
David Lauren and Lauren Bush
Viscount and Viscountess Linley
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Ruben and Isabel Toledo

dlisted

Horrible day of travel…

July 31st, 2007

We finally made it to San Francisco last night, about 5 hours late. Amercian Airlines is inept. That’s about all I have to say.

We were too tired to go out last night, but we’re loving our hotel, The Sir Francis Drake

We’re going to cover lots of ground today. We’re headed to the Marina District for some coffee this morning. We’ll walk around for a few hours before heading to North Beach for lunch, and finally back to Union Square to let Eva hit the shops later this afternoon.

I’ll post again later and dry and drum up some good gossip.

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(image courtesy travelblog.org)

Eva and I will be in San Fran all week for a little vacation, some golf in Half Moon Bay, then a wedding in Napa on Saturday.

We’ll be posting daily. Hopefully we’ll have a few good pics to share.

If you have any advice, or want to buy me a drink, drop us a line.

james@wheretheyshop

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Lisa Timmons over at A Socialite’s Life always has the good scoop.

She agrees it may be a bunch of BS, but rumor has it Miss Lohan is willing to bet 50 Gs that she can seduce David Beckham.

I know he’s had his share of ladies in the past, but he’s done nothing recently to make me think that he’s eve be unfaithful to Posh.

Although if I could have sex with either of those ladies, I’d probably have to go with Lindsay. Posh kind of scares me.

David ought to hook up with Ashton Kutcher and punk Lindsay into thinking she’s about to score with Becks. Damn, that’s a great idea! Can you imagine the look on her face. Actually she’d probably love the publicity.

Someone get me Ashton’s digits.

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(images courtesy Drunken Stepfather)

I know she’s dumb, and her recent efforts have been flops, but Heather is still way sexier than most of your immature starlets that Hollywood is throwing out there right now.

She could definitely show Lindsay a few things.

These pictures were taken at the “Adrift In Manhattan” premiere at the Latino Film Festival in San Francisco.

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(Styledash)

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We Americans take our Ikea seriously, but it’s nothing compared to the serious Scandinavian shoppers.

Apparently there are lots of people that take vacation based around visiting Ikea. As such, it only made sense that Ikea needed to cater towards these people and give them a place to stay.

The free hostel includes a bridal suite (of course) free breakfast and dinner, and you even get to keep your sheets.

The hostel is only open to those who plan on shopping in the store the next day.

This is Ikea’s first entry into the hospitality business.

(boing boing)