(image courtesy You Been Blinded)

Have you played Wii yet? The wife and I got one. If you haven’t tried, they’re pretty addictive.

She actually loves it because you can be so active while you’re playing, instead of watching me sit on my ass all night shooting bad guys.

Game publisher Midway is reportedly getting ready to release “Party Game” that has several of what I consider bar games, or games you might play while you’re drinking beer.

The most important of which is Beer Pong, or Wii Beirut as it will be called. That’s all we need. A video game that basically promotes drinking. What a concept! I love it!

How long until this game is played on campuses all over the country? Will it be more popular than the real thing?

Other games in the package include shuffleboard, darts and skee-ball. Yes, skee-ball. Showbiz is hating it.

You Been Blinded


Word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston picks up the tab for her friends wherever they may go.

“Jennifer pays for everything all the time,” insider tells Star. “If she plans a vacation, you know she’s footing the bill for her entire entourage.”

“Jen’s assistant books it all,” the insider continues. “The planes, the cars, the hotels, the meals, the activities, the spa services, the clothes they wear on vacation, the cocktails – it’s so over the top! She’s like the sugar daddy everyone wishes they had, except she’s a woman! You could call her sugar mama!”

Jen baby. I’m here. I want to be your friend. Show me some love.


(image courtesy The Bastardly)

Alyssa, like Mandy Moore, Paris Hilton and Lauren Conrad, was in Vegas promoting her new clothing line.

I think she’s gorgeous (Thank you Captain Obvious), but I think it’s hilarious how everyone rides her about her hairy arms.

They’re not that bad, but they’re definitely a little on the furry side.

Diane Lane looks horrible!!!

August 31st, 2007

Click here for the worst picture of her you’ve ever seen?

Is that bad plastic surgery?

What the hell happened to her?

She just dropped about 150 spots on my list.

(image courtesy Perez Hilton)

Documents released in the custody mess between Brit and K-Fed indicate that she’s still pulling in close to three quarters of a million dollars a MONTH!

Who is still buying her crap?

Are there still little girls out there that just have to get a Britney CD?

I guess I’m just confused, but I assumed she didn’t have a whole lot of cash coming in anymore.

Clearly I was wrong.


Wow. I sort of forgot how pretty Jennifer Garner is. She’s busy promoting her new movie “The Kingdom”, and she describes how rigorous her sparring sessions were.

“He had to stay away from my boobs.”

“Because I was breastfeeding (daughter Violet),” she says. “And he did. That was the one sacred thing. He could go for my head, pull my hair, just not the boobs.”

No boob action? I’m out!

A Socialite’s Life

Rumer Willis has a hot body!!

August 30th, 2007


OK. I’m proud to announce that I’ll be the first member of the Rumer Willis Fan club. She takes so much ridicule, but I can see the potential. If you’ve ever heard her speak, she actually comes off as being articulate and intelligent.

Check out her bod. It’s fantastic. I don’t know one guy that would kick that out of bed.

I’ll be the first to admit that everything she’s accomplished to date has been due to her last name, so it’s time she make a name on her own.

I really believe that one of the first steps has to be a change in her fashion sense. She does a horrible job emphasizing her strengths, and instead draws attention to her flaws.

If you have some flattering pics of Miss Willis, send them to me at james at wheretheyshop.com. This will be the first of many posts championing her cause, on her quest to become known for more than just having famous parents.

I’m with you Rumer!!


The people that make those crazy looking shoes are back at work trying to make shirts out of a similar compound.

The shoes are made from a molded rubber called Croslite. Don’t worry, they realize that while you may be willing to wear ugly shoes, you wouldn’t be caught dead in a shirt made of the exact same stuff.

They’ve blended the Croslite with natural fibers to create something they’re calling Croslite rt, for “relaxed technology”. The result is a material that is lightweight, resistant to perspiration, and most importantly, can be dyed to match the ugly Crocs on your feet.


President Bush is a Vagina…

August 30th, 2007



It seems British artist Jonathan Yeo is a little peeved that curators at the Bush Library backed out a of commitment for a portrait of President Bush.

So upset in fact, that he took it upon himself to create a like ness of the President by cutting out graphic images from porno mags.

Obviously President Bush’s staff is all in a huff, but Yeo explains, “I did it for fun, not to offend, but I’m pleased with it. I did it to amuse.”

Jezebel/The Sun

The Onion strikes again!!

August 30th, 2007

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead